The Ugly Pictures in Question...
1 This is me. Everyone... say hi to me.
I think all I did for this picture was comb my hair and put it back and comb the beard. Can you tell it's supposed to fork?
2 This and all other duplicates are for a special purpose a purpose that I'll get to sometime before the end of the world. This one I think I'll... remove the beard from... yeah...
3 Distance shot of the birdcage. The sketch my mother did. the blanket is for covering the bird up -a chore I don't do anymore... fortunately he's used to it now. The bird's name? oh... it's Charlie.
4 Holding the camera in his hands... he takes a picture for NO APPARENT REASON.

Actually one can consider it a redo of the mugshot picture available at:
My Looks
Also note the lack of hair ON chin

5 This I'm going to touch up as a moustacheless shot sometime before the end of the world.
6 This one will one day sometime before the end of the world become a shot with neither beard nor moustache... or I'll redo that ffvii homage... and snip only ONE side off.
7 I... am... bored out of my mind. This is also the face I take around as normal. when wearing the cape though I'm usually not as dark-looking of mood.
8 Everyone say hello to Shield, a 233MHz MMX 5.7gb... what? Why did I name it Shield? Well my first big comp I called Lair... so this is my Shield... if I got a laptop I'd call it Sword. Sad no?
9 My Umbrella, and my plastic baseball bat (which I now only own IRL... see below)
10 ~sarah this is a touch up image version so that you get a better look at the bat I gave you.

For everyone else... this is the bat I cast "Bat of Justice" with.

11 My Argentine Bayonet... with the belt attachment I made for it from a duffel bag handle thingy... the part that gets the two side straps into one bundle.

Backpack intruding on scene also. on and this is taken on my bed... the sheet is black but faded.

12 My "Master's Ninjatu" the blade is THICK and heavy... there is also a Wakizashi (I don't have it) and a Katana (I don't have it) all of the same powerful standards.
13 2 bows, a mess of arrows in a quiver, the front of my friend's bike, and the purple thing you can barely see... houses my machete.
Yes, yes my name is Jason. :P
14 Nice bookcase shot... unfortunately NONE of those books are mine, just the boxes on the top, and the 2 models.
15 The OTHER bookcase... you can also see the headboard for my bed. Also of some note is the air conditioner and ALL MY VIDEO TAPES!!! Towards the upper left one can see my Neon Genesis Evangelion model boxes and on top of that all my pervert tapes... like L4 B1ue G!rl -done to keep off of p()rn lists.
16 Rosewood (?) Bodoken and my Dragon Katana. Master's Ninjatu sneaking into shot as well as backpack. Peeking into the shot is an example of my tile floor.
17 Master's Ninjatu drawn with scabbard on top and Dragon Katana drawn below. Tile Backpack and bodoken cameos.
18 Ah my bayonet... a sharpened version can be seen in a Steven Seagal movie.

You should have seen it before I got the layers of rust off... all those years ago -had since 15
19 The redo of the never happened battle of Eva 02 vs Bardiel!
20 My Second Eva 01 model... in containment/launch cage. MUCH more purple that the Series 001 Version of Eva 01.
21 Redo of Eva 05. *considers buying a dart board and putting this picture on it*
22 My sledgehammer... 8lbs. STRONG.
23 Closer shot of displeased to have camera aimed at him bird. He attacked the cage bars after thwe shot was taken... trying to get at the evil camera.
24 shot from my door... nice CLOUDY day... nice cold day too. 58 degrees fahrenheit
25 Other side by door. The street looks farther than it is. the light on the plants is the flash... which was on for EVERY shot.
26 A sky shot by my door. House in photo so that I could make SURE it was developed.
27 You'll have to zoom this to make my face look okay...
Anyway... this is exactly what I wore minus bracers and sword and bayonet to this years Texas Rennaisance Festival.

I decided to not do the hat or staff shots.
28 I'd JUST got out of the shower... can you tell from my hair? I'm SUPPOSED to be smirking. Oh yeah and as you can see my chest isn't very hairy.
29 Bad/tiring/exhaustive/shopping days do this to people
30 I'm going to add in the red eye I wanted and other effects with this shot... sometime before the end of the world.
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